Here is a few of my favourite. Unfortunately Suzanne:
- starved to death living in the tree
- has had a calling of the conscience and she's come to look for Barsom in the forest
- researched this was almost certainly meant seriously as a training flick for the wives of America
- needs a man who wants her AND her offspring
- repeatedly exhibits arrogance and pride, naively believing that her position is above others
- friends and family were often anxious about inviting her to meals
- the usual comment is, "you look different"
- is already dating burly, Crazy Joe Davola
- became pregnant as a teen and ended up marrying her baby's father
- didn't get to benefit from any of it, which is too bad
I think the last one sums up the whole experience!!